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Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~H.L. Mencken

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney

Hump Day Links – Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Motorcycles and Sex: The Rapture of the Road | Sexis

Jilling Off « Masturbation | Sexis

Ten Things You Should Never Tell Your Lover | DivineCaroline

Married Sex: Make It Better | AskMen.com

10 Places To Have Sex Outdoors This Summer | The Frisky

The Player: Art Of Flattery | AskMen.com

7 Tips for Sex in the Shower | SexInfo101.com

5 Things Single Women Love To Hear | YourTango
From expressed envy to validation, here are a few things all single women love hearing.

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