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Harry and the Talking Frog

1 Comment 29 June 2010

Harry is 88 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting on his dock the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”

He looked around and could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, “Pick me up.”

He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. So he asked, “Are you talking to me”

The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you ever dreamed of.”

Harry looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and picked it up carefully and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts, didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had.”

Harry opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog…”

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  1. luchko says:

    I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
    And you et an account on Twitter?

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