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Drinking with a Texas Girl

3 Comments 13 May 2010

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (because he’s a Muslim), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, “In the Arab World we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.”

The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, “In Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

Your Comments

3 Comments so far

  1. NickSilly says:

    Because I AM from Texas, I pronounced Arab AY-rab every time it came up.

  2. David says:

    Gotta love that Texas Attitude!!!

  3. Capcap says:

    you’ve done well, texan


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