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77 responses when asked to put your cigar out
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Some of these are good and should be remembered and used, some are rude and arrogant, but mostly these are all quite funny. Example: 1. “Is it the cigar smoke that bothers you, or the sight of someone enjoying himself?” 35. (At a barbecue:) “I’m just doing this to keep bugs away. Guess it isn’t working.” 43. (The Appeal to Simple Justice:) “You’re the third person to ask me that. And if I said yes now, it wouldn’t be fair to the others.” 75. “How ironic… I lit this to keep you away.”
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Happy Thong Thursday ~ January 26, 2012 (Diplopia)
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The term diplopia is derived from two Greek words: meaning double, and meaning eye. See, who saying you can’t learn anything from visiting Sex, Cigars & Booze Lifestyle Magazine at least once a day. Double vision (diplopia), a most troublesome visual disorder, can be caused from over indulging in booze or from staring at this photo for too long.
Continue ReadingStatistics Lie ~ Nike Ad, 1994
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A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn’t curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by numbers, but as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.
Continue ReadingWhich country produces the most wine? [Infographic]
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Which country produces the most wine in the world and who consumes the most?
Continue ReadingEnglish: Women’s vs. Men’s
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We don’t always say what we think and sometimes we have a hard time express our true feelings, but one thing for sure men and women have a different way of communicating. These handy reference charts should help decode the real message.
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Happy Thong Thursday ~ January 19, 2012 (Bedtime)
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Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. This is our January 19, 2012 happy thong… Enjoy!
Continue ReadingFotoshop by Adobé
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This commercial isn’t real, neither are society’s standards of beauty. “…results so dramatic, they’re almost unrealistic.”
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What if the point of life is to simply be?
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What if the point of life has nothing to do with the creation of an ever-expanding region of control? …What if the point of life is to lie naked with your lover in a shady grove of trees? …What if the point from the beginning has been to simply be?
Continue ReadingDrunken Gummy Bears
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Want something different for your next adult party? Prepare these gummy bears about five days before your party and have a blast.
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9 Deadly Words Used By Women
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Arguments that start with “nothing” usually end in “fine.” If you hear any of these words, chances are you are not going to enjoy a pleasant evening.
Continue ReadingTop 10 Things Men Find Sexy About Women
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3. She’s a Grown-Up About Things Related to Sex: Some men were comfortable with sex only after marriage. Some men were comfortable with it much earlier in the relationship. But all the men wanted a woman who is comfortable talking maturely about sex when the time is right.
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Happy Thong Thursday ~ January 12, 2012 (Vida Guerra)
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Since the invention of the light bulb, the thong is arguably the best thing ever made for mankind. Every Thursday afternoon we unveil a Happy Thong Thursday photo here and announce it on Twitter. Our January 12, 2012 Happy Thong is being worn by Vida Guerra. I’m sure you’ll agree her ass is spectacular. Enjoy!
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- 77 responses when asked to put your cigar out
- Happy Thong Thursday ~ January 26, 2012 (Diplopia)
- Statistics Lie ~ Nike Ad, 1994
- Which country produces the most wine? [Infographic]
- English: Women’s vs. Men’s
- Happy Thong Thursday ~ January 19, 2012 (Bedtime)
- Fotoshop by Adobé
- What if the point of life is to simply be?
- Drunken Gummy Bears
- 9 Deadly Words Used By Women
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